tonight i had to pick my sister and her friends up and one of them had a fake baby in a carrier and all that jazz for child development and there was no room for it in the car so we opened the trunk and shoved it in there forgetting how ridiculous that looked and im pretty sure this dude called the cops on us
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when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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if caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why cant i
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