I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text - (via dutchster)

(Source: just-a-penis-with-a-dream, via kitten-left-alone)


shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*
*wipes phone screen on breast*

(Source: brokendildo, via soclosetopretty)

tonoescapes:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

that’s just fucking terrifying. 
imgoverdose:

Her reaction when we brought out her birthday cake

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via jimmyking35)

ven0moth:

"no YOU change"
and uh yeah - every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

(Source: versacesquad, via kitten-left-alone)


yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian:

bitch say that again